butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

thefuuuucomics:

dictatorboy:

Shirt I saw while souvenir shopping

i must have this shirt

nataliatasha:

             

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

danedeham:

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#and then he proceeded to use it forever and ever god bless

betweenelsewherenevermore:

amuseoffyre:

My headcanon for the MCU-verse is that Frigga always wanted more children, but they only ever had Thor. Frigga smiled and pretended all was well, but there was always a secret longing for a child who was more like her. As much as she loved Thor, he was very much his father’s son and the golden child. He had no patience for magic and tricks.

And then her husband comes back from war with this infant, a child who could be a hostage against the Jotun, who could one day be useful, an ally on the throne of Jotunheim. But Frigga doesn’t see that. She sees a frightened baby, and takes him from Odin, and cradles him as if he’s her own, and the baby’s cries soften.

"He is a Jotun. You cannot forget that," Odin said, over and over, but Frigga only smiled and said, "No. He is my son."

Sure, I didn’t need those feels

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

ACTUALMENACEBUCKYBARNES’ CATWS GIVEAWAY!!

This is for all my lovely new and old followers who have made the Cap2 fandom such an amazing experience <3 I meant to do this giveaway when I got 2000 followers but I couldn’t get my shit together soon enough D: Anyway, these prizes are to celebrate my favorite Cap2 characters (minus Sam Wilson bc there is next to nill merch on him >:[ ):

THREE WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN:

  1. 1st prize: choice of bobblehead, choice of graphic novel or bag
  2. 2nd prize: choice of bobblehead, graphic novel/bag that first prize didn’t pick
  3. 3rd prize: remaining bobblehead

RULES:

  1. One reblog+like will be counted. Feel free to reblog more to signal boost <3
  2. You do not have to be following me! But if you’re an existing follower, you’ll get a bonus prize!
  3. Your askbox must be open, or opened within 24 hours of the winner being chosen.
  4. No giveaway blogs, please!
  5. Yes, it’s open internationally
  6. This contest will run until 11:59 PM CST, July 20th July 27th.

I think I’ve covered all my bases, but feel free to inbox we with more questions. As always: may the odds be ever in your favor.

GIVEAWAY EXTENDED TO JULY 27TH

GET YOUR REBLOGS IIIIIIN :D

LAST DAY!!

i’ll be picking winners tomorrow and shipping the day after that so reblog away my dearies

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

They have shown this fullness to a woman, I think.. like, you know, you can be more than one thing. Just because you’re smart and you’re strong and kicking ass at times, doesn’t mean that something else isn’t going to make you cry or make you vulnerable or make you want to reach out to someone and connect with someone in a certain way. And I think it’s nice that we’re starting to move into a place in the industry where people are writing characters like that. And I feel really lucky to be able to play a character that is written that way so I think we’re starting to move in the right direction, which is nice.
Potter has done too much for me for me to ever want to shit all over it. I’m never going to say: ‘Don’t ask me questions about that’. I remember reading an interview with Robert Smith from The Cure. Somebody said to him: ‘Why do you still wear all that makeup, don’t you feel a bit past it?’ And he said: ‘There are still 14-year-olds coming to see The Cure for the first time, dressed like that. I’d never want to make them feel silly.’ It’s a similar thing with Potter. People are still discovering those books and films. It would be awful for them to find out the people involved had turned their backs on it. Though sometimes, people do come up and say ‘I loved you in The Woman in Black,’ which is really sweet. That’s them knowing that it matters to me that I’ve done other stuff.

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

romvnov:

#WHAT IT IS WITH CHRIS EVANS AND GRABBING LEFT BOOBS? #HE HAS ESCALATED #HE ISN’T JUST GRABBING HIS OWN LEFT BOOB ANYMORE #HE IS NO LONGER SATISFIED WITH HIS OWN LEFT BOOB AND NOW #HE GRABS FUCKING AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON’S LEFT BOOB TOO

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