so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
Glitches in the matrix.
I’m freaking out
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
Shirt I saw while souvenir shopping
i must have this shirt
#the day nat and steve meet #she makes a joke about him being really old #do you think she does this to him every day #oH LOOK STEVE LET’S GO INTO THIS ANTIQUE SHOP #IM GONNA SEE HOW MUCH THEY’LL PAY ME FOR YOU #despite him being physically like #30 or whatever #she insists on putting 95 candles on his birthday cake #and taking him to museums and telling him where in the dinosaur exhibit he would probably be #she asks him if it was cool back when the mayflower came over to america #did you have fun building the continental railroad #did you swim across the pacific and make a trek to visit Jesus or did you just stay in america all the time #i bet these jokes are daily and they never stop #and somehow they always get steve to laugh
My headcanon for the MCU-verse is that Frigga always wanted more children, but they only ever had Thor. Frigga smiled and pretended all was well, but there was always a secret longing for a child who was more like her. As much as she loved Thor, he was very much his father’s son and the golden child. He had no patience for magic and tricks.
And then her husband comes back from war with this infant, a child who could be a hostage against the Jotun, who could one day be useful, an ally on the throne of Jotunheim. But Frigga doesn’t see that. She sees a frightened baby, and takes him from Odin, and cradles him as if he’s her own, and the baby’s cries soften.
"He is a Jotun. You cannot forget that," Odin said, over and over, but Frigga only smiled and said, "No. He is my son."
Sure, I didn’t need those feels
ACTUALMENACEBUCKYBARNES’ CATWS GIVEAWAY!!
This is for all my lovely new and old followers who have made the Cap2 fandom such an amazing experience <3 I meant to do this giveaway when I got 2000 followers but I couldn’t get my shit together soon enough D: Anyway, these prizes are to celebrate my favorite Cap2 characters (minus Sam Wilson bc there is next to nill merch on him >:[ ):
- 3 POP! Bobbleheads: Winter Soldier, Black Widow and Captain America
- 1 copy of Black Widow: The Finely Woven Thread (this will be shipped to you directly from Amazon when it’s available)
- Choice of either Large OR Small Captain America Shield backpacks
THREE WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN:
- 1st prize: choice of bobblehead, choice of graphic novel or bag
- 2nd prize: choice of bobblehead, graphic novel/bag that first prize didn’t pick
- 3rd prize: remaining bobblehead
- One reblog+like will be counted. Feel free to reblog more to signal boost <3
- You do not have to be following me! But if you’re an existing follower, you’ll get a bonus prize!
- Your askbox must be open, or opened within 24 hours of the winner being chosen.
- No giveaway blogs, please!
- Yes, it’s open internationally
- This contest will run until 11:59 PM CST,
July 20thJuly 27th.
I think I’ve covered all my bases, but feel free to inbox we with more questions. As always: may the odds be ever in your favor.
GIVEAWAY EXTENDED TO JULY 27TH
GET YOUR REBLOGS IIIIIIN :D
i’ll be picking winners tomorrow and shipping the day after that so reblog away my dearies
JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.